My ex told me (as I was breaking up with him) that in relationships, one person will always like/love the other person way more. I didn’t believe him and I told him so, but maybe he’s right.

Depression

I’m really proud of the way I’m handling it

"I can totally handle 19 credits!"

Moving out with my sister is becoming more and more possible!!

This killed me

practicalcomputerhelp:

luigi-at-the-disco:

MY COMPUTER JUST FELL ON MY HEAD

Have you tried turning your head off and then back on again?

larvalhex:

[[«L0GGED_TH3_FVCK_/iN»]]

larvalhex:

[[«L0GGED_TH3_FVCK_/iN»]]

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

Today I went to work after not being there for two weeks

  • Boss: hi! Are you a new hire?
  • Me: what? No I-
  • Boss: I don't remember seeing you around here before!
  • Me: well I was away for tw-
  • Boss: this is where we clock in here and we take one unpaid 30 minute break and usually i-
  • Me: okay I get it
  • Me: *leaves office*
  • Boss: *still a jealous bitch*